The Artist girl recepie - for how a woman can re set her day- and change it from dull to astounding..

When the day starts in the wrong way and from time to time it occurs.. You simply have to re set your self. Re start the day so it goes from stupid to fantastic.


 Here is my recipe though I think its universal to all women more or less..

STEP 1Get some fucking bitch high healed shoes on- your above it all..

 STEP 2 Put on a mini skirt- so you can see your own legs in the shoes..

STEP 3 Paint some bright lipstick on to your lips.

 STEP 4 Boot up the music.

STEP5  And well- go paint a while of course.. whilst dancing :)

Everything else is to change from this moment on..

 Someone delicious will ask you to get away from darling painting pretty soon, and you will be riding motorbikes into the sunset, drinking champagne eating  oysters on the sea shore...

I promise.

(ps. All advice here is intended for women only and should not me attempted by the macho male- exceptions made for boy-queens)